| Texas Hold'em Starting Hands (Pairs) |
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Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Alan Alda, Snake Eyes |
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Cowboys, King Kong, Gorillas, Kangaroos, Krispy Kreme |
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Ladies, Snowshoes, hilton Sisters, Siegfried & Roy, Jailhouse Rock |
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Jokers, Fishhooks, Hooks, Gents, Johnnies, Jay Birds, Kid Dynamite |
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Dimes |
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Gretzky, Popeye's, Barbara Felton (Agent 99), Phil Hellmuth |
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Snowmen, Racetracks, Double Infinities, Two Fat Ladies, Doggie Balls, Wurlitzer |
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Walking Sticks, Sunset Strip, Mullets, Saturn |
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Route 66, Kicks |
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Presto, Speed Limit, Double Nickel |
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Magnum, Dirty Harry, Sailboats, Midlife Crisis, Sailboats, Darth Vader (black fours) |
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Crabs |
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Ducks, Quack Quack, Swans |
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| Aces |
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Big Slick, Big Ugly (offsuit), Big Slick in a Suit (suited) |
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Big Chick, Little Slick, Doyle Brunson (because he once said he never plays AQ), Catch of the Day, Not According to Doyle |
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Blackjack, Ajax, Apple Jacks, Jackass |
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Johnny Moss, Bookends |
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Deadman |
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High Five |
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Planecrash |
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Ashtray, Baskin Robbins (31 flavors) |
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Acey-Deucy, Hunting Season (a bullet and a duck) |
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| Other Starting Hands |
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Royal Couple, Marriage (suited), Divorce (suited), Mixed Marriage (offsuit), Othello (offsuit) |
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Kojak, King John, Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Bill Fillmaff (offsuit), Bachelor (offsuit), Tucson Monster, Just Kidding |
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Bow wow, Fido, Dogs, Saw Mill, What a Dog, Pedigree (suited), Mutt (offsuit) |
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Computer Hand |
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Gay Waiter, San Franscisco Busboy, Streetwalker |
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Motown, Jackson Five |
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Woolworth's, Five and Dime, Dimestore |
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Roger That, Convoy, Good Buddy, Over and Out, Broderick Crawford |
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Doyle Brunson or Texas Dolly (Doyle Brunson won the World Series of Poker two years in a row with T2, making a full house both times) |
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Big Lick, Dinner for Two, Happy Meal, Good Lover, Prom Night (suited) |
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Dolly Parton, Hard Working Man |
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Most feared hand in Hold'em, Sven |
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Jesse James, Colt 45, Revolver, Peacemaker |
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Whip (Worst hand in poker), The Hammer |
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